dadtrick:

I WILL BET MONEY THAT MEAGAN AND ELISA GET TOGETHER TO BITCH ABOUT PETE AND PATRICK LIKE “GIRL HE WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT PIZZA LIKE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT NAMING OUR KID PEPPERONI” “YEAH WELL MY HUSBAND WON’T STOP WEARING VELCRO SHOES”

sexyandthethief:

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

zodiac sign thing

trisproir:

aries- emo

taurus- weak ass bitch

gemini- ass lovin trash

cancer- water loving son of a bitch

leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny

virgo- pokèmon master

libra- loser nerd

scorpio- swaggy cool kid

sagittarius- shrek worshipper

capricorn- annoying piece of uncool

aquarius- boobie lovin cunt

pisces- bee movie jerk


  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: Chicago, Illinois! My names Spencer and i've never had a microphone before and now i do, but if you were here last night you already knew that. So anyway the next song we're gonna play is sung by my friend Ryan Ross. If you know the words go ahead and you know, help him out singing along. Its called Behind the Sea and it goes like this

Put one foot in front of the other. No matter how much haze, how much fog, how many walls are in your way. If you keep putting one foot in front of the other, you will know the walls down. You’ll get to the other side.